...this morning before we head out into the mad world of Christmas shoppers. So, I thought I'd sit down with a cup of coffee and get my mind off the upcoming insanity with a quick update.
"Is that a putter in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"
A strange week indeed in the world of golf: Tiger Woods has been voted out of the neighborhood while John Daly has been voted back in. Who woulda thunk it?
Daly has apparently cleaned up his personal life, recommitted himself to stylish clothing, is considering writing another book, and wants to do a movie about his life. And after recently shedding 115 pounds, Daly stated that he envisions Matt Damon taking the lead role.
Drew Carey could not be reached for comment.
Tiger Woods has announced he will be taking an indefinite leave from professional golf and his Tiger Woods Foundation. So far none of his sponsors have openly dropped him in light of the 467 women who have come forward claiming to be his 19th Hole, but have stated there have been "thoughtful conversations" about what happens next. Expect him to be entering a 'sexual addiction' clinic any day.
Since it is not included in the list to the left:
What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?
Santa quit after three ho's.
Now *that's* funny!! Very well written. I'm still snickering.
ReplyDeleteI feel so sorry for Tiger's kids, you know, they're the true innocents. I just hope they can be kept safe from all the publicity somehow. :)
(No kidding, my word verification was "behoe"!!!! LOL)
Well, no matter what happens, they've got a better start on life than Michael Jackson's kids.
ReplyDeleteBehoe - don'cha just love it when things work out like that?