Edward G. Roberts: DEAR WORLD: We’re sorry

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

DEAR WORLD: We’re sorry

1 comment:

JosephJune 16, 2009 at 12:40 PM
I was sure that since the election the world was going to love us again. It just has to because at the very least Bush is not at the weather machine anymore.
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CLASSIC JOKES OF THE WEEK

Changed for my friend Mike.

A Little Horse Tradin'

Young Bernie bought a horse from a farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day he drove up and said, “Sorry, son, but I'm afraid the horse died.”

Bernie replied, "That's okay, just bring me the dead horse.”

So the farmer brought it and a month later ran into Bernie. “What did you do with that dead horse?”

“I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars apiece and made a profit of $998.”

The farmer said, “You can't raffle off a dead horse! Didn't anyone complain?”

Bernie replied, “Just the guy who won. So I refunded his two dollars.”

At The Social Security Office:

A older gentleman walked into the office to apply for Social Security. After waiting in a long line he was asked for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home.

He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "Am I going to have to come back and wait in line again?"

The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt."

So he did, revealing lots of curly silver hair.

She said, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and processed his Social Security application.

When he got home the man excitedly told his wife about his experience.

She replied, "You should have dropped your pants... you might have qualified for disability, too."