Edward G. Roberts: CONGRATULATIONS TO ME!!!!

Monday, September 28, 2009

CONGRATULATIONS TO ME!!!!

My wife, Benita, was informed today that two of her photographs have been selected to be included in a set of collector cards to benefit The Literacy Council and The Walker

County Arts Alliance. The cards will go on sale at The Heritage Festival in Jasper, Alabama on October 17, 2009. I would include a copy of the photos but, alas, they are part of the fundraiser, so I can't reproduce them here. Do yourself a favor and take a look at her NEW website and some of her photography: http://asweetlifestudio.com/

Why are the congratulations for me, you ask? Because I had the wisdom to marry such a talented, intelligent, enchanting, sensual, and absolutely incredible woman. Kudos to me!

2 comments:

AnonymousSeptember 29, 2009 at 3:23 PM
I find that I must concur with the description of your wife!
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Edward G. RobertsSeptember 29, 2009 at 9:35 PM
I couldn't agree with you more... honey.
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CLASSIC JOKES OF THE WEEK

Changed for my friend Mike.

A Little Horse Tradin'

Young Bernie bought a horse from a farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day he drove up and said, “Sorry, son, but I'm afraid the horse died.”

Bernie replied, "That's okay, just bring me the dead horse.”

So the farmer brought it and a month later ran into Bernie. “What did you do with that dead horse?”

“I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars apiece and made a profit of $998.”

The farmer said, “You can't raffle off a dead horse! Didn't anyone complain?”

Bernie replied, “Just the guy who won. So I refunded his two dollars.”

At The Social Security Office:

A older gentleman walked into the office to apply for Social Security. After waiting in a long line he was asked for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home.

He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "Am I going to have to come back and wait in line again?"

The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt."

So he did, revealing lots of curly silver hair.

She said, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and processed his Social Security application.

When he got home the man excitedly told his wife about his experience.

She replied, "You should have dropped your pants... you might have qualified for disability, too."